Some jokes
The FarmerA man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
He [color=Red]pulls[/color] the car [color=Red]over[/color] (把...开到路边)to the side of the road
and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him,
"Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are [color=Red]standing out[/color](引人注目，脱颖而出) in their field.":D
[[i] 本帖最后由 wormli 于 2006-9-18 10:27 PM 编辑 [/i]]
German Visit
A man decided to visit his brother who was stationed in Germany. He assumed that most Germans would speak English.But found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train.
He punched the mans ticket, then chatted [color=Red]cordially[/color](友善地) for a bit, making [color=Red]gestures[/color](手势) like a windmill.
The man simply nodded from time to time to show him that he was interested.
When the ticket inspector had gone, an American woman in the compartment leaned forward and asked if he spoke German.
"No," he confessed.
"Then that explains," she said, "why you didn't bat an eyelid when he told you that you were on the wrong train." up up up Standing out in their field? hehe,outstanding. cool, i bet 10 bulks that farmer(in the first joke) is a blonde..:D
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